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Pommie bastards4/2/2023 ↑ 11.0 11.1 Pom, Pommy, Pommie: (n) an Englishman, often used with the adjective whinging and followed by the word bastard.(If you are an American and are offended by the Australian lack of knowledge of American history, what was the name of the botanist who sailed on what is reported to be the first white boat to land in Australia, after whom the Australian floral emblem is named?) ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 10.4 Yanks: (n) Citizens of the United States of America, regardless of what part of the United States they come from.A long running Australian variety TV show. ↑ Hey Hey: (n) Hey, Hey, It's Saturday.↑ yabbie: (n) crustacean similar to prawn or shrimp.In this context nobody is suggesting regurgitating anything onto a cooker. It is one that is defined more accurately by context. Also used to describe the act of vomiting. Please explain!gudday, g'day: (n) greeting and salutation. Where did it happen? Who was it with? Do you have any photos? All in a very sensitive manner though, of course. So of course they do the professional thing and start asking her for the details on radio. I mean how much did she want to bugger the day up. And here's one of the best comedy duos on radio the world has ever seen, and this little sheila is starting to go on about how she's been raped. And I mean how much funnier can you get than asking a minor about incest.Īnd then she comes out and starts talking about having been raped. I mean he hooks this young sheila here up to a lie detector on radio - and she's like 14 or something - and starts asking her questions about her sexual past. It's just like that pavlova about Kyle Sandilands. Seriously he should go back the country he came from. I mean it's just like a yank, over paid, over sexed and over here. So they're singing and dancing, and we're fair laughing our heads off like a bunch of kookaburras that have been into the magic mushies, and this smooth Yank bloke, Harry Connick, Jr., gets up and starts telling us off like we're doing something wrong.Īnd we're getting fairly riled up now. Īnd then the clincher is that this last bloke comes out, and he's obviously a curry muncher, and his face is painted white. It was like a bunch of white fellas suddenly started acting like coons. I mean here we are, watching a bunch of blokes who are as white as seagull shit on a windscreen, and their faces are painted black as shoe polish. I mean we're all sitting here with our cold cans of Fosters and pissing ourselves silly. So it's like Australia's got no talent.Īnyway these blokes get up there, and they start doing their song and dance routine, and it's a piss funny version of the Jackson five, but without Michael. I mean here's these blokes, all bonza Aussies, getting up and having a good go of it on Red Faces - for youse blokes who are not Aussies I'd better tell ya is a talent show section of a variety show. It's a bewdy bonza show, but we reckon you Yanks and Pommies just don't understand what good humour is all about. Houston Dependent School District ( cnn.We're just chucking a few yabbies on the barbie here and downing a few cold cans of piss while we're watching Hey Hey on TV. Anyone else planning on celebrating by making a Caesar salad? ( ) » (9 comments) The weirdest TV shows from the 80s ( ) » (33 comments)Ī polar night in the life of a Finnish Lapphund ( ) » (0 comments) The Cure against Ticketmaster didn't work out ( ) » (10 comments) Given that people already mistake streetlights for flying saucers, surely nothing could go wrong if you gave streetlights arms with saucer-shaped docks where drones land to recharge ( ) » (5 comments) How do they get the deer to cross where the Deer Xing signs are? ( ) » (5 comments)īefore Dickbutt, there was Dickarborum, the dick-tree worshippers ( ) » (1 comment)Īnd Mussolini is On Deck ( ) » (2 comments)Ĭould an SVB-style collapse happen in Canada? The short answer is no, because the banking system isn't comparable to a unmanned spasmodic fire hose ( ctvnews.ca ) » (3 comments)
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